Week 13 - The All In Entry

I'm not one to complain about gainful employment but it is taking away from my more pressing manners like BUCFP administration. I've been lax in this department but trying to make it up to you, I promise. That said, I'm short-cutting this week with a three in 1 entry: Main Pool, Elimination, and Rumination all in one! I actually spent more time ont he Rumination piece than any other - and even that wasn't a lot:

Main Pool

Still Vegas. I'll get into the stats next week. A lot of people are trying, but cant' seem to make up the gap with two weeks to go.

Best Pick
Givin' it to the Utah State pickers

Worst Pick
Anyone taking Cal, because its Cal

Elimination Pool
Three men enter, three men leave:

Rumination

Well, I've been lying in wait to attack the BCS and the backdoor title game shenanigans on display and then the bombshell hit on Monday. Thuis, it's Hammer Time:

(to the tune of U Can't Touch This)

My my my revenue stream is so large,
Makes me say "Oh My God!"
Thank you for blessing me,
With a team near the Apple and near DC,
That's right, I roll with the Knights,
And the Maryland Terps they make it right,
And though, the football sucks,
This is a league, you can't touch
I told you, BCS(You can't touch this)Yeah, that's how we living and you know(You can't touch this)
Look at my bottom line, man(You can't touch this)Yo, let me bust the BCS(You can't touch this)
The Big East got Boise? Whatta jokeEast going West, they gonna be broke,So move, outta your seatYes you got hoops but you can't compete
While I'm rollin', hold onI'm bustin' up the ACC like Genghis KahnYou think I'll stop with that?The Heels are next so watch yo backSo ya know, I'm too muchAnd this is a league, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you(You can't touch this)Why you standin' there, man?(You can't touch this)Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka(You can't touch this)
Give me a fanbase or market,I'll find the next team, and put 'em in the targetOf my scopeThe Irish came beggin' and I said nope
My league is hype and tightOther commissioners are sweatin' so pass them a wipeOr a manual, to learnWhat's it gonna take in in 2030 to burnThe ratings? LegitEither expand or you might as well quitMy name, is Jim DelaneyI'm scoring for the Big10 so don't blame me
Break it downStop, TV time
You can't touch thisYou can't touch thisYou can't touch this
Break it downStop, Delaney time
Every time you see meDelaney's just so hypeI'm dope on the sly and I'm magic with the hype
Now why would I ever stop doing this?The bigger the league the bigger the hitsMy league is country wide, from DC to the plainsIt's "Pick ME, please Pick ME, Pick ME, yo, Pick ME"'Cuz they know I make the dollars rain
You can't touch thisYou can't touch thisYou can't touch this
Yeah, you can't touch thisI told you, you can't touch thisToo hype, can't touch thisGet way outta here, you can't touch this